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My name is Crispy.. I'm a friendly puppet from a wonderful place called Struggle Land, everybody.
Crispy is also a recovering addict who is not too fond of other Black people, everybody.
Whenever crispy gets into a bind,he likes to use his magic tap shoes to get him out of trouble, everybody.
I'm also an avid Donald Trump supporter and I believe that ALL LIVES MATTER, everybody!
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Crispy